Friday, December 12, 2008

Why is it so difficult to rub the slate clean of your past misdemeanors?

AKSHAY? WHO??

When all the big banners are vying for priyanka’s attention, I am sure she doesn’t miss akshay anymore. Aitrazz was their film together and if twinkle khanna continues to maintain her stance on keeping this sizzling pair off the screen, then we might never see priyanka and akshay in any other films. Off late, it is heard that akshay has taken deepika padukone under his wings and hopefully it will do wonders for her career. Coming back to priyanka, she is about to star in yashraj’s next venture which will again try to resurrect uday chopra’s career for the 78th time! Cant even blame uday for trying his luck all the time as when you own the biggest film production house in India, the audiences are compelled to suffer the films that are made in his honor.

LOSE WEIGHT…. KAREENA ISHTYLE

For all those people who have been drooling over kareena’s size zero figure, must be well aware of the sacrifices, that one need’s to do to possess those vital statistics. All she ate was raw cabbage and carrot juice throughout the day! No wonder she fainted on the sets of her film. Who won’t faint with that kinda diet? Can you imagine a life where you have pots of money, and you still can’t have those yummy burgers and gallons of cola? Whenever I see her pictures splashed across the covers of every magazine imaginable, all I can think of is that,” she is starved”! But she definitely looks better than calista flockhart. During her ally mcbeal days, I always wanted to offer her my sandwich… .

AT THE THROES OF FASHION

now that madhur's bhandarkar's fashion has acheived the superhit status, i wonder what did madhur actually reveal about the fashion industry. we already knew that fashion designers are gay, models need to sleep their way to the top, and designers are copy cats. i guess madhur is getting quite repitative as far as his films are concerned. his next offering is going to be the neil nitin mukesh starrer, "jail", where he will supossedly unmask facts about jails! atleast for neil's sake, i hope this film works, or else what will johhny boy do? go back to singing like his unsuccessful father and get compared to his grandfather?

Given both kareena’s and saif’s track record; it is real difficult to believe that this pair is not approaching their expiry date soon. On the contrary if rumours are to be believed saifeena would be tying the knot pretty soon! Both the families have no hang ups about their relationship. They have become a brand of sorts. Be it shoving away the dandruff with head and shoulders or sending a voice sms through airtel, this pair has been endorsing a lot of brands together. It’s definitely not a bad idea to rake in all the moolah till their relationship lasts! And they are even doing a couple of movies together. I don’t know why? Why are they so hell bent on torturing the audiences with their lack luster chemistry?

WOULD YOU PLAY DIL KABADDI?

Irrfan khan, soha ali khan, rahul bose, and konkana sen sharma. This quirky star cast was enough to drag me to the theatres for the film,”dil kabaddi”. But the film in totality turned out to be an utter disappointment. Konkana, rahul, and irrfan look quite repetitive in their performances. Soha was refreshing in terms of her performance. and I also wanted to watch payal rohatgi, as she kept on babbling about dil kabaddi to her supposed “fans”, during her stay in bigg boss 2. All I can say that if at all she had made any fans during her stint in bigg boss, they simply won’t exist after watching her screeching throughout dil kabaddi. Maybe rahul mahajan should make a home video for her and save us the plight of watching her on screen!

DID RAB NE BANA DI JODI?

This week sees the release of the much awaited srk film “rab ne bana di jodi”. This film is special for many reasons. First of all, king khan is back on the screen after a hiatus of one year, and secondly the yashraj scion, aditya chopra has returned to direction after eight years. Aditya has been too busy managing the production woes of yashraj films. Now that all the films from the yashraj stable have been bombing at the box office, maybe donning the director’s cap is his last resort. If the reports regarding advance booking records are to be believed then rab ne bana di jodi can be on its way to make new records. Still the industry is quite skeptical about the outcome of the film, because of the Mumbai terror attacks.